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WINTER

“There are only two seasons -- winter and Baseball.” ~ Bill Veeck

“Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human face.” ~ Victor Hugo

“If we had no winter, the spring would not be so pleasant: if we did not sometimes taste of adversity, prosperity would not be so welcome.” ~ Anne Bradstreet

“O, wind, if winter comes, can spring be far behind?” ~ Percy Bysshe Shelley

“In seed time learn, in harvest teach, in winter enjoy.” ~ William Blake

“I prefer winter and fall, when you feel the bone structure of the landscape - the loneliness of it, the dead feeling of winter. Something waits beneath it, the whole story doesn't show.” ~ Andrew Wyeth

“One kind word can warm three winter months.” ~ Japanese Proverb

“Spring passes and one remembers one's innocence. Summer passes and one remembers one's exuberance. Autumn passes and one remembers one's reverence. Winter passes and one remembers one's perseverance.” ~ Yoko Ono

FEAR

“We need to teach the next generation of children from Day One that they are responsible for their lives. Mankind's greatest gift, also its greatest curse, is that we have free choice. We can make our choices built from love or from fear.” ~ Elisabeth Kubler-Ross

“Many of us crucify ourselves between two thieves - regret for the past and fear of the future.” ~ Fulton Oursler

“Always do what you are afraid to do.” ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson

“He who is not everyday conquering some fear has not learned the secret of life.” ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson

“Loneliness is about the scariest thing out there.” ~ Joss Whedon

“Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness, that most frightens us. We ask ourselves, who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented, and fabulous? Actually, who are you not to be? You are a child of God. Your playing small doesn't serve the world. There's nothing enlightened about shrinking so that other people won't feel insecure around you. We are all meant to shine, as children do. We are born to make manifest the glory of God that is within us. It's not just in some of us, it's in everyone. And as we let our own light shine, we unconsciously give other people permission to do the same. As we are liberated from our own fear, our presence automatically liberates others.” ~ Marianne Williamson

FATHERS

"I've always followed my father's advice: he told me, first to always
keep my word and, second, to never insult anybody unintentionally.
If I insult you, you can be goddamn sure I intend to. And, third, he told
me not to go around looking for trouble."
~ John Wayne

"It is a wise father that knows his own child."
~ William Shakespeare

"All we have of freedom -- all we use or know --
This our fathers bought for us, long and long ago."
~ Kipling

"Most American children suffer too much mother and too little father."
~ Gloria Steinem

"The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother."
~ Author Unknown


PARENTING

"The lack of emotional security of our American young people is due,
I believe, to their isolation from the larger family unit. No two people
- no mere father and mother - as I have often said, are enough to provide emotional security for a child. He needs to feel himself one in a world of kinfolk,
persons of variety in age and temperament, and yet allied to himself by an indissoluble bond which he cannot break if he could,
for nature has welded him into it before he was born."
~ Pearl S. Buck

"Parent: the material or source from which something is derived."
~as defined on VisionLearning

MARRIAGE

"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time
to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight,
dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
~ Henny Youngman

"A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong."
~ Milton Berle

"The great question I have not been able to answer, is:
"What does a woman want?'"
~ Sigmund Freud

SCHOOL OF LIFE

"It strkes me as singularly inappropriate for a school to use its students for
fund-raising. It reminded me of the first time I saw a gypsy mother send her baby
out to beg. " ~ William Hamilton

"One thing about the school of experience is that it will repeat
the lesson if you flunk the first time."
~ Author Unknown

"We are students of words; we are
shut up in schools, and colleges, and recitation rooms, for ten or fifteen
years, and come out at last with a bag of wind, a memory of words,
and do not know a thing ." ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson

"Disobedience, in the eyes of anyone who has read history, is man's original virtue. It is through disobedience and rebellion that progress has
been made." ~ Oscar Wilde

FOOD

"The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years
she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has
never been found." ~ Calvin Trillin

"Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and
for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water."
~ W. C. Fields

"I no longer prepare food or drink with more than one ingredient."
~ Cyra McFadden

"Conversation is food for the soul."
~ Mexican Proverb

MONEY

"About the time we think we can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends."
~ Herbert Hoover

"Save a little money each month and at the end of the year you'll be surprised
at how little you have."
~ Ernest Haskins

"The tooth fairy teaches children that they can sell body parts for money."
~ David Richerby

"Money is like a sixth sense without which you cannot make a complete
use of the other five."
~ W. Somerset Maugham

ANGELS EXPLAINED
BY CHILDREN

I only know the names of two angels. Hark and Harold.
~ Gregory, 5

Everybody's got it all wrong. Angels don't wear halos anymore. I forget
why, but scientists are working on it.
~ Olive, 9

It's not easy to become an angel! First, you die. Then you go to heaven, and then there's still the flight training
to go through. And then you got to agree to wear those angel clothes.
~ Matthew, 9

Angels work for God and watch over kids when God has to go do
something else.
~ Mitchell, 7

My guardian angel helps me with math, but he's not much good for science.
~ Henry, 8

Angels don't eat, but they drink milk from Holy Cows!!!
~ Jack, 6

Angels talk all the way while they're flying you up to heaven. The main subject is where you went wrong before you got dead.
~ Daniel, 9

When an angel gets mad, he takes a deep breath and counts to ten. And when he lets out his breath, somewhere there's a tornado.
~ Reagan, 10

Angels have a lot to do and they keep very busy. If you lose a tooth, an
angel comes in through your window and leaves money under your pillow. Then when it gets cold, angels go north for the winter.
~ Sara, 6

Angels live in cloud houses made by God and his son,
who's a very good carpenter.
~ Jared, 8

All angels are girls because they gotta wear dresses and boys didn't go for it.
~ Antonio, 9

My angel is my grandma who died last year. She got a big head start on
helping me while she was still down here on earth.
~ Katelynn, 9

Some of the angels are in charge of helping heal sick animals and pets.
And if they don't make the animals get better, they help the child get over it.
~Vicki, 8

What I don't get about angels is why, when someone is in love, they
shoot arrows at them.
~ Sarah, 7

 

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